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Posted by Benjamin Adams on January 5, 2013 at 6:30 AM

I've been watching some odd porn lately. Not odd in a Jim Davidson way but I can't stop watching film parody porn. Captain America, Batman and even Scooby Doo lends itself very well to porn and there's something about watching Batman have sex with a female Robin in full costume that's a little sexy.

Yes it's weird but It got me thinking about other things you could turn into porn such as classic novels. Imagine if there was a porn franchise called "Charles Dick-In" with such films as "Fellate Expectations", "A Christmas with Carol", "David Cop-A-Feel" and of course "Oliver Fist"....bent over in agony proclaiming "..Please sir...I want some more"

You could do it with ANYTHING, even more great works of literary fiction could be brought to the porn table. For example, the Bible or the Qur'ran.

Some religious types got a teeny bit annoyed last year over a badly written, badly acted and all round awful cinematic representation of their prophet muhammad. There were riots and protests, but this gave the film an ENORMOUS amount of publicity. If there was a porn version where Buddha is wanking off Jesus whilst Muhammad fucks him from behind, the religious nutcase community would quite literally EXPLODE! The film though would be hugely advertised for free on news channels round the world and could easily become a lucrative success. I can think of no reason why it hasn't been done yet.

Maybe one day but until then I'll sit back and watch a nice German Porn parody called "Meine Cunts"

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